Wednesday, 14 July 2010

hedgehog orphans and spooky ghosts

Yesterday the weather forecaster was full of doom. He put on a very serious face and said it was bad news for anyone on holiday because it would just rain, rain, rain all day long. Luckily, He lied. I think he might just like putting on the doom-laden face and scaring us all.
And talking of scary...Twin 1 and Son went to Dartmouth castle with Grandparent. They said they'd heard a ghost, although Son said he thought there might be hidden microphones (he must mean loudspeakers?). Anyway, they heard ghostly rustling and whistling, which is all very Scooby-doo and exciting.
Meanwhile, Twin 2, other Grandparent and I were in Dartmouth at the doctor's. Twin 2 told him cheerily about being at death's door but refused to wee into a pot. She said that she didn't want the doctor to have her wee. Fair enough.
We hung about in Dartmouth for about an hour and a half, hoping she'd change her mind. She didn't.
Grandparents discovered some orphaned hedgehogs in the garden (the hedgehog mum was run over and Grandparents' dog ate one of the siblings, so they were a bit traumatised - oh, the cruel ways of the country!). Son and Grandparent took them to the hedgehog hospital in Newton Abbot, where they were put in an incubator (hmm, kind of odd juxtaposition coming from Kathmandu, where the streets are full of festering half-dead dogs, and most of the populace don't have access to decent medical care, and then to come here, where we have incubators for baby hedgehogs. It's great that our hedgehogs - which the children imaginatively named 'Hedge' and 'Hog' - have a chance to live. However, the money spent on running the hedgehog hospital here could probably fund a real hospital in Nepal).
Tomorrow we might go to Bury Pomeroy, another haunted castle (hurrah for Grandparents' English Heritage cards, which get us free entry to Haunted castles throughout the country - someone should tell Scooby and Shaggy about English Heritage), and I don't care what the gloomy weatherman says.
Bye x

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

summer hols

yes, yes, I know, I haven't written anything for ages. And I didn't even buy anything in the Boden sale either, I just put loads of stuff in my shopping basket and then chickened out at the last minute.
Twin 2 is sleeping in my bed tonight, lucky me. Grandparents have insisted on her sleeping on a towel as the mattress is new and they don't trust her (with good reason). I'm hoping she doesn't vom - she's quite ill, poor thing, with a headache, tummy ache and fever (anyone medically qualified who knows what this is, feel free to comment). She woke up just now screaming that her eye was hurting, and for one fearful moment I thought she had Japanese encephalitis or something wierd that makes your eyeballs pop out, but then I realised that she had rolled over onto a plastic Noddy toy, so all is well (ish - apart from the fact I'm sharing my bed with her).
That aside, the holiday continues to be pretty much what holidays should. Yesterday we spent all day on the beach, eating fish and chips and ice cream with Aunty L and AL. Today Grandparent took us for a walk to a lighthouse (Twin 2 wasn't able to go up the steps to the top so stayed at the bottom, talking on the phone to Daddy and telling him all about her various ailments: tummy ache, head ache, fever, cut on knee, hurting toe, poorly finger... the list goes on. Too nervous to take her to the doctor in case I get accused of Munchausen-by-proxy syndrome, as she will go on rather too pathetically about all her medical issues.)
Think it might rain tomorrow, so contemplating long day at home with hypochondriac Twin 2 and bored siblings. Might have to resort to driving somewhere and buying sweets and then coming back and watching telly, or something equally bad mother-ish.
Take care x

Monday, 12 July 2010

Sorry, I know I've been a bit rubbish at posting. Too busy going to the beach, letting my children get sunburnt (bad mother) and wondering whether I should buy something in the Boden sale or resist (do I need it, can I afford it, can I get it cheaper anywhere else?)? x

Saturday, 10 July 2010

Sorry if you've had more spam from me. Will have to change my email address, I guess...

Monday, 5 July 2010

...and now I really am missing Hubby, because, let's face it, families are just a bit darn wierd. x

Saturday, 3 July 2010

Having a proper postcard holiday so far: wave hopping, ice cream eating etc. We would be missing Hubby, but there are strawberries a-plenty, so we're managing not to miss him too much...

Friday, 2 July 2010

Make them sleep, someone! Kids up again before five...maybe I should start lacing their Ribena with valium?