l have unblocked a toilet, mopped a floor and wiped a bottom (not mine) and now l have just given up on today, really. Twins both seem to have some kind of tummy bug, and someone in their panic used the Forbidden Toilet (not to be confused with the Forbidden City, which is or was in China - l don't think the Forbidden City has anything to do with sausages stuck in the u-bend, although l may be wrong as my knowledge of ancient China is limited...look, if you're really that interested, google it).
l suspect l may also be fighting off their lurgy. Or l may just be in a bad mood - sometimes it's hard to tell...
Hope nobody has used your forbidden toilet recently.
I'm off for a grumpy sleep. Night xx