Dobby

I'm contemplating renaming myself Dobby. Because I am effectively just a house elf. Ten O'levels, four  A' levels, an honours degree and a masters, and how do I spend my days? Picking hair bobbles off the floor so they don't get tangled up in the hoover and thinking about the best way to hang an item of clothing on the line so that it won't need much ironing. Being well again sucks. There's just a backlog of housework and an extra couple of inches on my waistline from 72 hours of jam-on-toast-in-bed. Anyway, I can't sit here chatting all night, have you seen the size of the ironing pile? cheerio x