Oh it's all going flash crazy. But now I really do have to load Neville and set off Bertha and also dry my hair with  - erm - Daphne (would that be a good name for a hair dryer?) and then style it with Trevor (no, this is going too far, isn't it?). Let me know if you want me to make a piece of flash fiction for you - and give me a word or two to play with xx