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ps - talking of fish...Son re-named the sole surviving goldfish 'Life' as it was the only one still alive. Sadly this turned out to be a bit of a misnomer as it died the next day. The goldfish bowl is now more of a gravel-and-shell-feature on the sideboard. If I were an interior designer (and not an aspiring tripe writer with the Fishy Express), I would recommend this in articles in glossy magazines: "Why not try putting an empty fish bowl on the sideboard in the dining room? Arrange the gravel and shells asymetrically around the plastic weed for a casual-yet-elegant feel. The bowl will not only give the room a focus, but provide a talking point at dinner parties (where are the fish? Oh, they're all dead; Life died yesterday so we flushed him down the loo - took three flushes as he kept getting stuck in the U-bend)...."