Sunday 19 June 2011

thou shalt not diss thyne wife

Had a nice mini break at Gokarna Forest resort this weekend. At least it was nice until Hubby kindly remarked that my arse looked big in the skirt I was wearing and my hairstyle reminded him of his mother.
I had to remind him that when he's away in Afghanistan for six long months there may be other men who don't thing I have huge arse and a hairstyle like their mum's. Later on, we discovered that he had been leeched. I think it must be God's punishment on him for dissing his wife. Is that one of the ten commandments - thou shalt not diss thyne wife? No? Well it should be.

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